finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

139,499 notes   -  28 July 2014

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

706,413 notes   -  27 July 2014



one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
185,420 notes   -  27 July 2014

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books (x)
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talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like


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you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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I open my eyes and thrust my arm out. My blood drips onto the carpet between the two bowls. Then, with a gasp I can’t contain, I shift my hand forward, and my blood sizzles on the coals.

I am s e l f i s h. I am b r a v e.

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getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

616,934 notes   -  27 July 2014

The Parent Trap (1998)

33,230 notes   -  27 July 2014

1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic. 14 Struggles Of Being Happy and Social Or Sad and Standoffish With No In-between  (via katiebishop)
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